Script Cops

Bryan Kent

Traffic Stop Cop

J. Hudson Brownlee

Mamet Cop

Tony Gibson

Spear Tackle Cop

Bob Richardson

Oldtimer Cop

John Arkinson

Trigger Happy Cop

D.J. Willis

Belly Laugh Cop

Garry Peters

Chief Cop

Jeffrey Parrillo

Rookie Cop

Jennifer Hamilton

Female Cop

Scott Bate

Shirtless Sci-Fi Writer

D.R. Holsworth

Trailer Park Lady

Chad Norheim

'Fingered' Writer

Matt Dunn

Released McKee Writer

Stacey Mead

McKee Writer

Tiffany Montgomery

McKee Writer

Justin Meeks

McKee Writer

Kevin Karwoski

McKee Writer

Da Big Daddy G.

McKee Writer

McKenzie Mitch

McKee Writer

Darshan Pandya

McKee Writer

Vivi Thai

McKee Writer

John Bernard

McKee Writer

Ric Maddox

Cameraman

Craig Platt

Action Cop

Marcus Lorenzo

Anxious Cop

D. Hodgson

SWAT Team Member

Amanda Hodgson

SWAT Team Member

Justin Norton

SWAT Team Member

Mark Andrew Hernandez

T-Shirt Cop

Stephen Felix

T-Shirt Cop / Young Corpse

Phillip Emanuel

T-Shirt Cop

Susan Stith

T-Shirt Cop

Rhonda F. Kulhanek

T-Shirt Cop

Anthony Juneau

Jacket Cop

Amy Levin

Jacket Cop

Dimi Aldridge

Crime Scene Investigator

Wade Rowland

Ed Wood Gang Member

Jim Dunn

Ed Wood Gang Member

Jon Geary

Ed Wood Gang Member

John Daws

Ed Wood Gang Member

Kathryn Brownell

Ed Wood Gang Member

David Brownell

Ed Wood Gang Member

Tony Antonietti

Ed Wood Gang Member

Ellen Massey

Ed Wood Gang Member

Kerry Tarpley

Ed Wood Gang Member

Gary L. Wimmer

Ed Wood Gang Member

Sissy Siero

Ed Wood Gang Member

Amanda Harms

Little Girl

Jenny Harms

Little Girl

Dan Eggleston

Corpse

Marina Seitsinger

Onlooker

Patricia A. Robinson

Onlooker

Heath Shelby

Onlooker

Deana Ricks

Onlooker

Jackie McCardell Jr.

Bad Guy

Matt Connely

Bad Guy

Avram Dodson

Bad Guy

Alexis Celeste Elliot

Bad Guy

Dave Mikol

Raider's Cart Pusher

Chris Keyland

Intro Voice / Male Dispatch (voice)

Vivi Thai

McKee Writer