The Kung Fu Mummy

Amerika

Motel Hooker

Vincent Angelini

News Correspondent

Ron Browder

Sarge

Renee Camargo

Store Merchant

Vinny Carter

Beach Bum

Jose Castano

Homie Three

Kevin Charters

Johnson

Abraham Cloud

Elmer

Peiddy Contreras

Homie One

Matt Davenport

Beach Bartender

Danielle DeMeaux

Boob Boxin Chick

Armando Franco

Big Boss

Johnny G

Road Surveyor

Gorby

Friskey

Craig Gruber

The Cobra

Eric Harris

Native

Daymon Kabeary

Motel Weirdo

Noah Kempler

Wally

Stacy Kempler

Prostitute

Dave Lopez

Lab Nut

Loren Luger

Cousin

Jeff Marantz

Lewis

Bob Middleton

E

Big Mike

Dealer

Randy Morgan

Ralph Skeeter

Gil Nickles

Dude on Corner

John Edmund Parcher

Worm

Mario Penaflor

El Bandito

Mike Perle

Ninja

Antonio Rodarte

Tony

Scott Ruhlen

Dr. Flint

Jeffrey Salter

Master Tu Long (as Jeff Salter)

Nicole Salter

Fan Girl

Kristy Shaver

Baby Mama

Mike Shipman

Psycho Mike

Nick Snyder

Drag Hag

Randy Suchy

Felix

Swimmy

The Mummy

Dante Thomas

The Sheik

Lil' Willy

Baby